We Need to Talk About Bruno Machado

Bruno Machado writes on his Instagram bio, "Carico RJ." It's a noun that celebrates the indigenous people of Rio de Janeiro. It's also an adjective that defines the vibe of the city.

We aren't sure if he means one or the other, or both, but what a great culture to be a part of, and they obviously like to show off their bodies, so even if we can't be on the beaches of Rio, Bruno can give us a taste of what it's like.

First it seems the sun always shines in Rio. In one photo, Bruno basks in it wearing nothing but some booty shorts. Even though he is in sharp focus, the sky is so clear you can see the mountains behind him miles away.

Second, when the sun goes down, the partying continues. It can be poolside or downtown. Since Rio is all beachfront, there's never a good time to turn in for the night. Bruno seems to be down for all-nighters.

His body is definitely a part of the scenery. When he walks in, both men and women notice. Tattooed on both arms that are the size of .50 caliber machine gun barrels and a chest like a tank, when he comes through the door, time slows down.

He's also got those sexy receding temples, or an M-shaped hairline. Most men don't think that's attractive, but Bruno shouldn't worry because, on him, it's a turn on.

Bruno is a Rio daddy that isn't letting his body go to waste. His sun-kissed beefy frame is in tip top form and suddenly we want to be a part of his Carico life.